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you

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As in every stone of this size, there is
a flaw. A flaw?

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The slightest flaw, Your Excellency. If
you look deep into the stone, you will

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perceive the tiniest discoloration.

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It resembles an animal.

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An animal? A leaping panther.

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Yes, a pink panther.

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Come here, Dollar.

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A gift for your father from his grateful
people.

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Someday it will be yours.

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The most fabulous diamond in all the
world.

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Come closer.

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Okay. Thanks a lot, fellas.

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Don't forget to take the wardrobe back.

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How do you want them? Matte or glossy? I
want it right away. You can't ask a

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genius.

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Hi, Rush.

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Now, don't forget about the wardrobe.

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What are you doing?

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There is everybody.

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Hey, you, come out of there.

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Come out of there or we'll bust the door
in.

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Can I help you?

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Where is he? That's who?

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You know who. George Litt. He owes me 40
grand and nobody welches on Big Joe.

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Now, look, Big Joe. I'm not a bill
collector. I'm a photographer just to

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picture. What kind of a picture?
Graduation picture.

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His what?

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Graduation.

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Got him.

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They're worth half a million and we'll
settle for 300 ,000. I'll do what I can,

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but a merchandise is extremely hot.

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You stay here! Come with me!

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Put on the dust.

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She's going down. Come on.

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We must find that woman.

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What was that? What did you say?

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We don't have much of a description.

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About five foot seven.

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Black hair.

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Wearing a light beige coat.

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The fool let that fence escape. He might
have talked.

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We will catch him. We must.

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We must find that woman. She is our
first positive link to the phantom.

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Yes?

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Send her in, please.

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All right, Henri, that will be all.

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Hello, my darling.

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My angel.

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Amber, how are you?

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Hello, Duchess. So glad you could come.
Hello, Julie.

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Hello, how are you? Hello, darling.

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You know where Monica...

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Sure, she was simply studying your last
film.

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What did he say? He says, hello, and he
would like you to meet his cousin.

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His third cousin. Oh, well, I guess that
does make a difference.

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Who's that?

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Princess Darla. Oh, oh, excuse me.

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Miss Angela Dunning.

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Yes?

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I'll tell you what an honor this is.

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Everyone's just dying to meet you.

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Good morning, Your Highness.

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Good morning.

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You're a wonderful skier. Thank you.

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Help!

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Help!

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Help! Somebody's taking my sleigh.

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Amber. Amber?

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My dog.

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Leave this to me, ma 'am.

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What happened?

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Well, I don't know. Suddenly there was a
man with a gun and he took the sleigh

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and Amber.

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You know who that was? No.

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That was Sir Charles.

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Sir Charles? Sir Charles Lytton. Really?

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Yes. Oh, I am Inspector Clouseau. This
is Madame Clouseau.

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I'm sorry, my darling.

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It's all right, my darling.

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Excuse me, please.

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You know that you're really amazing.

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So you've said.

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How you can manage on a police
inspector's salary. I ask you, how many

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could save enough out of the
housekeeping to buy such a beautiful

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this? Well, it's not easy.

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You are a constant and desirable
contradiction.

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Oh, I'm simply a woman in love, my
darling.

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My darling.

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I'm sorry, my darling.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry, my darling. Please, excuse
me.

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No, it's perfectly all right.

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Oh, how did I hurt you? Are you all
right? Yes, I'm fine. You sure now? Yes,

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am. My darling, I'm so sorry.

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Darling, I have a little business to
conclude with the manager. Yes?

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After which I'll return to you
immediately.

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Hello. How did it go?

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Perfectly.

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Ma 'am?

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My Highness, Princess Dallow is
concerned about your injuries.

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Oh, well, please thank the Princess and
tell her that there's nothing to be

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concerned about. It's very not too
serious.

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In that case, Her Highness has
instructed me to invite you for dinner

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evening. Eight o 'clock at her chalet.

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Oh, thank you, Princess. I'd be
delighted to come.

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Inspector! Buongiorno.

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Buongiorno. I understand you already
know Signor Tucker from Lloyds of

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Hello again. Hello, old bean.

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Your company insures the Pink Panther?
Yes, for a hundred million pounds.

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Staring. The Phantom could not resist
the surprise of the Pink Panther. He

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most certainly make an attempt.

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But when he does, I shall be waiting for
him.

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Excuse me. If I understand your theory,
gentlemen, the Phantom is one of Miss

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Dunning's guests.

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That is the theory, yes. I would like to
have from you the names of those

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guests, also the location of their
rooms. Of course.

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I assume that the Princess Dalla has the
jewel with her. She'd only tell me it

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was in a safe place. I suppose if it
isn't here, it's at a villa in Rome.

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My men are watching that villa.

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Oh, with such foresight and planning,
how can the Phantom succeed?

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With such foresight and planning, he's
already succeeded for 20 years. It's a

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great mistake to underestimate him, as
the Inspector can tell you.

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The shrewdest, cleverest, most ingenious
criminal in all the world. And you have

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never even seen him? Well, I've seen him
once.

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Five years ago, got a fleeting
glimpse... Excuse me.

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Got a fleeting glimpse of him as he made
his getaway. In a strange way, you

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know, one has to admire this man. He's,
how would you say, a unique flair for

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the dramatic.

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He actually waved goodbye to me.

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Fascinating.

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By this time, gentlemen, I shall be
waving goodbye to him on his way to

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Thank you.

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Make yourself comfortable. Her Highness
will join you in a moment.

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Can I give you a drink?

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Oh, I'd like a brandy. Thank you.

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Your Highness.

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Good evening, Sir Charles. Any news from
the police about your dear little dog?

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They expect I'll receive a ransom note.

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I want you to know that I am deeply
grateful for what you tried to do.

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Ma 'am, it was nothing.

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Nothing.

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Thank you.

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Please sit down.

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Aren't you drinking? I don't drink.

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Whatever.

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I'm quite content with reality.

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I have no need for escape.

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Well, I enjoy reality as much as the
next man. It's just that in my case,

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fortunately, reality includes a good
stiff belt every now and then.

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On the other hand, I don't smoke.

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You're right.

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It's a nasty habit.

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Well, here's to all those nasty little
habits that we hold so dear.

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I beg your pardon?

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Well, let's just say in this case it
means your health and thank you for

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inviting me to dinner.

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It's not often I have a chance to dine
alone with a beautiful princess.

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I hate to disappoint you, Sir Charles.

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But I'm afraid this isn't the night.

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But I understood that... Oh, we're
having dinner.

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But not alone.

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At last, hello!

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We've been right, because that's why,
you know what?

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Oh, your Highness.

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I think it's just too darling of you to
invite me here tonight. You just made

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Cortina for me.

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Hello, Helen.

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Oh, hello. Oh, dear boy.

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Now, don't you move a muscle, darling.

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Isn't he wonderful, Your Highness?

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Such a magnificent sacrifice.

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Good evening, sir.

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May I have a cigarette, my darling? Yes,
of course, madame.

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They are my love.

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Thank you.

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Yes, sir.

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I've got you on the rocks.

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Oh, thank you.

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My pleasure.

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Thank you very much.

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Say, I'm looking for my uncle, Sir
Charles Littman.

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Darling, may I get you some water?

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Hold your hands over your head. Yes, my
darling. And bend forward.

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Darling, I'm sorry. Are you all right?

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You all right, my darling?

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What?

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My darling?

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I'll be okay.

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Yes, darling.

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in the throat, you know.

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What do you think?

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She turned out to be a man.

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It's true. It's quite true.

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You know, Your Highness, you really must
let me give you a party. And I can

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positively guarantee it'll be a party to
end all parties.

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I'm sure it will.

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Perhaps Her Highness has other plans.

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Oh, on the contrary.

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Sounds like fun.

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Will you include Sir Charles?

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Oh, no.

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Charles is having a fling in Capri. He
has his own parties.

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Yes. I've read about some of his
parties.

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They're wonderful.

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We call him the juggler. I've never
really known a man like him. He can keep

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girls in the air at once and make each
one happy.

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Amazing. Sort of a contemporary Don
Juan.

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That's it.

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Ah, there's a difference.

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Sir Charles' predecessor was forced to
climb balconies and fight duels.

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And, as I understand it, to keep his
women separate from the crime.

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Now, Charles, on the other hand... Price
Ferrari enters with a key and resorts

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to collected money.

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But they both have something in common.

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And what's that, Your Highness?

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Maybe it's best forgotten.

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Oh, don't be silly. Charles doesn't
mind. Everyone takes a pot shot at

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sooner or later.

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Go ahead, ma 'am. Shoot. Well, it seems
to me any middle -aged bachelor who has

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never desired the basic rewards of wife
and family and finds it necessary to

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occupy the major portion of his life,
making one conquest after another.

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He's trying to prove something that he
can never possibly prove.

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And what's that?

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That he's a man.

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What? Oh, you're joking.

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It's somewhat complicated, but basically
sound.

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Well, Charles?

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Not very original, that particular
theory. It's become rather a tired

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cliché. But true.

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I wouldn't know. I'd never been on the
couch.

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Not true.

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That's part of your problem.

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How refreshing to find royalty possessed
of such a perceptive myth. Well,

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Charles, you going to take that lying
down?

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Yes, as a matter of fact. Ma 'am, my leg
is hurting rather badly.

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May I be excused?

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Well, I'll be damned.

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I can't believe it.

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I haven't the faintest idea.

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That just goes to prove there's a first
time for everything.

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I've got a terrific laugh anyway.

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Simone!

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Thank you.

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I'm still cold.

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Perhaps another blanket, my darling.

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Yes, all right, darling.

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Mm -hmm.

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There you are.

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There?

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Yes, there. The light.

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Mm -hmm.

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Is he all right?

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I'm sorry, my darling. It doesn't help.

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Oh.

256
00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:46,860
Perhaps a hot glass of milk.

257
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:51,960
But I think the room service has
finished, my love.

258
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,860
Oh, yes, of course. I forgot.

259
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,400
You see?

260
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,540
You're all gone now.

261
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,560
Well, no matter.

262
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:04,480
Well, you see.

263
00:28:07,530 --> 00:28:12,130
If my little pigeon wants a glass of
milk, she shall have one.

264
00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:18,270
Even if I have to force them to open the
kitchen.

265
00:28:20,610 --> 00:28:22,730
She shall have milk wherever she goes.

266
00:28:22,950 --> 00:28:24,190
Autocall. Autocall.

267
00:28:24,410 --> 00:28:26,070
Yeah, I know. That's what I said.
Autocall.

268
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,210
Over there.

269
00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:15,350
Charles? Darling, I've got to talk to
you.

270
00:29:16,990 --> 00:29:19,630
Darling, I've sent Jack for the neck
only half a moment.

271
00:29:20,310 --> 00:29:23,330
Well, let's make the most of it. Oh,
stop it.

272
00:29:23,690 --> 00:29:24,730
But it was your idea.

273
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,010
Yes, but you were the wrong man.

274
00:29:26,230 --> 00:29:27,610
The wrong what, man?

275
00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:32,590
You think I was the... No, no, I thought
you were exactly who you are, but I'm

276
00:29:32,590 --> 00:29:34,210
too impulsive. I mean, this is not the
right way.

277
00:29:36,970 --> 00:29:37,970
There's another time.

278
00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:16,520
Beloved. Thank you.

279
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,520
It's all they had.

280
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:23,380
I can't get a thing in this hotel. I had
to force them to give me that.

281
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:25,140
Never mind.

282
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,400
My darling, lovely darling.

283
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,860
Oh, what's wrong?

284
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,320
Oh, my darling, your feet are like two
icicles.

285
00:30:45,070 --> 00:30:46,870
Have you been out of bed or something?

286
00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:48,210
No, of course not.

287
00:30:49,930 --> 00:30:53,570
Well, anyway, you won them on me, eh?

288
00:30:57,610 --> 00:30:58,610
Hello?

289
00:31:10,290 --> 00:31:14,310
This is Princess Dala. My guests have
gone and I thought perhaps you would...

290
00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:15,350
Come back and have a drink.

291
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,430
I would feel better if we're friends.

292
00:31:17,850 --> 00:31:19,490
Oh, I would too, and I'd love to come.

293
00:31:20,230 --> 00:31:21,810
But my leg is rather painful.

294
00:31:22,930 --> 00:31:24,190
I'm sorry, another time.

295
00:31:24,830 --> 00:31:25,890
Why don't you come up here?

296
00:31:26,690 --> 00:31:30,410
Because my leg is only bad if I walk too
much, and I thought maybe you could do

297
00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:31,450
the walking and I could do the drinking.

298
00:31:34,130 --> 00:31:37,450
Unless, of course, you think it would be
indiscreet to come to a man's room.

299
00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:40,190
I'll be there in five minutes.

300
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,400
Oh, Jacques.

301
00:32:12,940 --> 00:32:13,940
Yes, yes.

302
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,800
Oh, I don't know what's wrong. I'm just
a bundle of nerves.

303
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,580
Don't worry. We've solved that problem
before.

304
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,600
You don't mean... Of course. Oh,
Jacques, I don't think you should.

305
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,260
Don't worry, my darling. I should do it
ever so softly.

306
00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:29,620
Oh, Jacques, are you sure?

307
00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:33,460
My darling, of course. It's always
worked before. There's no reason why it

308
00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:34,459
should not work now.

309
00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:37,500
Oh, you just relax and leave everything
to me.

310
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,180
Yes, my darling? I really don't think
it's such a good idea.

311
00:32:57,020 --> 00:32:58,220
You mean that it's not helping?

312
00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:02,280
I'm afraid not. I think I'll just take a
sleeping pill.

313
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,160
Very well, my darling. I'll get it for
you.

314
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,220
And why don't you take one yourself?

315
00:33:09,260 --> 00:33:10,540
You need the rest, you know.

316
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,300
Yes, I think perhaps I will do.

317
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,280
Thank you, man.

318
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,000
My poor Jack.

319
00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:14,080
No matter.

320
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,620
When you've seen one thread of eras,
you've seen them all.

321
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,440
Ma 'am?

322
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,020
I hadn't realized it was so late.

323
00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:32,480
Come in, sit down, relax, have a nice
glass of champagne.

324
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:34,080
I told you I don't drink.

325
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,780
Oh, champagne's not drinking.

326
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:39,440
That's the minimum of alcohol and the
maximum of companionship.

327
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:40,940
It's still against my principles.

328
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,520
Oh, that's too bad. I thought it might
break the ice.

329
00:34:43,980 --> 00:34:45,620
You know, you took me to task rather
properly tonight.

330
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:46,578
No, thank you.

331
00:34:46,580 --> 00:34:48,760
I thought your analysis was very
perceptive.

332
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:50,199
But not very polite.

333
00:34:50,780 --> 00:34:51,780
No, it wasn't.

334
00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:53,020
What made you do it?

335
00:34:53,380 --> 00:34:54,380
I resented you.

336
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,739
I find it hard to understand a man of
your reputation.

337
00:34:57,700 --> 00:34:59,400
You know, we both have reputations.

338
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,760
Perhaps mine is a little more highly
publicized than yours, but you have

339
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,360
presented the dress with a rather
definite image.

340
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,120
Yes, I know.

341
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,280
Well, are you?

342
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,080
What? What they call you.

343
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:10,320
The Virgin Queen.

344
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,360
I'm not a queen.

345
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,620
That's only half an answer.

346
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:19,280
The strong -willed ruler of ten million
people, sitting in her ivory tower,

347
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:22,600
untouched, unwed, and unapproachable.

348
00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:27,180
If you had known my father, you would
understand me.

349
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:28,960
He was an absolute ruler.

350
00:35:29,740 --> 00:35:31,300
He governed his people with an iron
hand.

351
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:35,080
But he gave me a white pony for my fifth
birthday.

352
00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:39,420
He was wrong about many things, but he
made his decisions according to the ways

353
00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:40,420
of his predecessors.

354
00:35:41,770 --> 00:35:42,950
I learned the way of the West.

355
00:35:43,550 --> 00:35:44,950
So I've become a little of both.

356
00:35:45,490 --> 00:35:46,490
A paradox.

357
00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:49,090
And it's hard to reconcile the extremes.

358
00:35:50,090 --> 00:35:51,230
Have a glass of champagne.

359
00:35:51,510 --> 00:35:52,930
It does wonders for extremes.

360
00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:55,570
It'd be known to launch some lasting
friendships.

361
00:36:01,530 --> 00:36:02,530
Don't you trust me?

362
00:36:03,190 --> 00:36:04,190
No.

363
00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:05,410
Are you afraid?

364
00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:07,130
No.

365
00:36:08,570 --> 00:36:09,570
But I am.

366
00:36:19,530 --> 00:36:22,050
I was three years old when I rode my
first elephant.

367
00:36:23,230 --> 00:36:27,790
I was six when I went on my first
safari.

368
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:31,230
Frasari.

369
00:36:32,570 --> 00:36:33,750
Wild animal hunt.

370
00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:37,710
And I was ten when I bagged my first
tiger.

371
00:36:38,110 --> 00:36:41,670
But I'll never forget my lovely little
pony.

372
00:36:42,090 --> 00:36:43,090
When did you bag him?

373
00:36:43,770 --> 00:36:44,770
Oh,

374
00:36:45,590 --> 00:36:46,590
you're making fun again.

375
00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:48,650
You really don't like animals.

376
00:36:49,470 --> 00:36:52,050
Don't trust a man who doesn't care about
animals.

377
00:36:53,790 --> 00:36:57,530
And don't trust an animal who doesn't
care about people.

378
00:37:00,310 --> 00:37:02,170
Why you don't like people?

379
00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:04,030
I like people.

380
00:37:04,770 --> 00:37:05,770
Oh.

381
00:37:06,730 --> 00:37:10,670
That's supposed to be me who doesn't
like people.

382
00:37:11,710 --> 00:37:13,690
Right? If you say so.

383
00:37:14,870 --> 00:37:16,090
I don't say so.

384
00:37:17,710 --> 00:37:18,830
You say so.

385
00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:20,380
Right? I said so.

386
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,140
And another thing you did.

387
00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:23,800
You didn't tell me the truth.

388
00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:26,058
About what?

389
00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:27,060
About champagne.

390
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,400
About this.

391
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:32,440
Oh, boy, did you fib.

392
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:38,700
You said... something about extremes.

393
00:37:39,260 --> 00:37:40,660
It does wonders for them.

394
00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:43,060
It does more than that.

395
00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:45,000
It makes your lips numb.

396
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,780
I can't feel them.

397
00:37:48,430 --> 00:37:49,430
Are they still there?

398
00:37:52,690 --> 00:37:53,690
Let's have a look.

399
00:37:57,550 --> 00:37:59,490
You didn't tell me about that part.

400
00:38:08,550 --> 00:38:09,550
Won't do you any good.

401
00:38:09,730 --> 00:38:10,770
I can't feel it.

402
00:38:15,770 --> 00:38:17,310
Hoisted? On your own?

403
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:19,120
Petard.

404
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,780
Don't try to say that when you haven't
got any lips.

405
00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:31,020
I'm plastered.

406
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,780
If that's the right expression.

407
00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:35,140
Yes, that's the right expression.

408
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,160
You're a fraud and a liar.

409
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,520
And you think you are going to take
advantage of me.

410
00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:44,700
Oh, no. You think I am.

411
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,240
I know you are.

412
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,910
That's the plan, isn't it?

413
00:38:50,450 --> 00:38:55,430
Finish champagne, break down the
inhibitions, and tally -ho.

414
00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:03,030
No more virgin cream.

415
00:39:05,070 --> 00:39:07,450
Oh, we're all out of champagne.

416
00:39:08,070 --> 00:39:09,470
Another bottle. Oh, no.

417
00:39:11,710 --> 00:39:13,630
I prefer to remain conscious.

418
00:39:14,510 --> 00:39:17,530
So I may view the attempted seduction at
first hand.

419
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,370
Because you got a surprise coming,
Charlie.

420
00:39:22,890 --> 00:39:24,710
I got friends in all places.

421
00:39:26,010 --> 00:39:28,590
You make one pass at me, and I'll sick
him on you.

422
00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:30,630
Understand?

423
00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:34,250
If he moves a muscle, attack without
mercy.

424
00:39:36,450 --> 00:39:37,450
You see, Charlie?

425
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:39,770
You're outnumbered.

426
00:39:40,150 --> 00:39:41,150
Two against one.

427
00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,790
And I don't care if you can juggle.

428
00:39:56,890 --> 00:39:58,410
What? I didn't say anything.

429
00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:01,170
Dad got your tongue?

430
00:40:02,630 --> 00:40:03,630
Got his tongue?

431
00:40:05,230 --> 00:40:06,750
My friend says he hasn't got it.

432
00:40:07,590 --> 00:40:09,770
Then why don't you say something?

433
00:40:10,510 --> 00:40:11,830
I couldn't think of anything to say.

434
00:40:14,270 --> 00:40:15,810
Why don't you kiss me again?

435
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:29,360
You know what, Charlie?

436
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:31,080
I could feel that one.

437
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,520
Again.

438
00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:47,880
If I were my father, I'd have you
tortured.

439
00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:54,060
You know, if you were your father, I
doubt very much I would have kissed you.

440
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,140
Good thinking, Charlie.

441
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:03,760
Then, now that we straighten out who I
am, what are you going to do about it?

442
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:16,640
What kind of a friend are you?

443
00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:18,280
You were supposed to attack.

444
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:22,800
No friends, Charlie.

445
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:25,660
Now you got me outnumbered. I thought we
were friends.

446
00:41:27,950 --> 00:41:28,950
You're the juggler.

447
00:41:29,190 --> 00:41:30,230
I'm the virgin queen.

448
00:41:31,430 --> 00:41:32,430
Somebody's got to win.

449
00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:34,930
Friends don't act like that.

450
00:41:36,230 --> 00:41:37,530
Want to be friends, Charlie?

451
00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:39,250
Or want to win?

452
00:41:45,730 --> 00:41:46,790
You really want to know?

453
00:42:02,860 --> 00:42:03,860
What's wrong?

454
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:08,660
I don't feel... I think I'm going...
Goodbye, Charlie.

455
00:42:13,340 --> 00:42:14,340
Donna.

456
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,400
Hello, Uncle Charles.

457
00:44:13,540 --> 00:44:14,540
George!

458
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,660
Hello. Good morning.

459
00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:30,160
Listen, what about this nephew?

460
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,360
How did you find out? Well, I met him in
the bar last night. That's what I was

461
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,620
trying to explain to you at the window.
What happened to you?

462
00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:38,320
Rag. He found me and brought me back to
the hotel.

463
00:44:38,580 --> 00:44:41,060
I looked everywhere for you. Well, I
looked everywhere for you. In fact, I

464
00:44:41,060 --> 00:44:42,760
nearly climbed in bed with her nephew.

465
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:43,658
You what?

466
00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:44,920
Don't worry. I took care of it.

467
00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:46,340
Phew.

468
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,500
Well, he had kind of a heavy night. I
almost put the princess in bed with him.

469
00:44:49,780 --> 00:44:50,780
Really?

470
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:51,939
What have you got there?

471
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:52,759
A note.

472
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:53,760
Uncle Charles.

473
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:59,240
Dear Uncle Charles, don't worry about a
thing. I've gone to see the princess who

474
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,660
apologized for last night.

475
00:45:01,100 --> 00:45:02,300
Apologized for what? Letting it happen?

476
00:45:02,990 --> 00:45:06,790
It must have been rather embarrassing,
expecting to wind up with one man. He

477
00:45:06,790 --> 00:45:07,850
didn't expect to wind up with anybody.

478
00:45:08,090 --> 00:45:10,910
He just had a cup of glasses of
champagne and had to rest a while.

479
00:45:11,490 --> 00:45:12,490
Of course.

480
00:45:12,990 --> 00:45:14,290
Think of him taking over my room.

481
00:45:14,510 --> 00:45:15,590
Didn't you know he was coming?

482
00:45:15,950 --> 00:45:16,950
No, I haven't seen him for years.

483
00:45:17,230 --> 00:45:18,830
But who is he? What is he?

484
00:45:19,070 --> 00:45:20,070
He is my nephew, really.

485
00:45:20,730 --> 00:45:22,150
He's my late brother's son.

486
00:45:22,610 --> 00:45:24,890
And I've been responsible for him ever
since he was ten years old.

487
00:45:25,730 --> 00:45:27,370
I sent him to all the best schools in
America.

488
00:45:27,870 --> 00:45:29,110
He did very well, as a matter of fact.

489
00:45:29,990 --> 00:45:31,970
He's just graduated from college. Look.

490
00:45:37,130 --> 00:45:38,490
Isn't he a bit old for school?

491
00:45:38,850 --> 00:45:40,010
Well, he did two years in the army.

492
00:45:40,350 --> 00:45:43,590
Then he lost another whole year after
that to some strange tropical disease.

493
00:45:44,030 --> 00:45:45,270
Anyway, he's certainly attractive.

494
00:45:46,050 --> 00:45:48,970
Well, it's a slight family resemblance,
but apart from that, we have nothing in

495
00:45:48,970 --> 00:45:52,790
common. He's dedicated to education, he
passed out in front of his class, cares

496
00:45:52,790 --> 00:45:55,310
nothing about sport, and in all the
letters he's written, he's never once

497
00:45:55,310 --> 00:45:56,310
mentioned girls.

498
00:45:56,410 --> 00:45:59,810
Well, he may not mention them, but he's
got a pretty good idea what they are. In

499
00:45:59,810 --> 00:46:01,750
fact, I nearly didn't get out of here
last night.

500
00:46:02,030 --> 00:46:03,030
You're joking.

501
00:46:03,210 --> 00:46:05,870
It was a relief to get back to Jack and
his fiddle.

502
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,300
Still, if you don't do something pretty
soon, he's going to ruin everything.

503
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,940
You mean if I don't do something?

504
00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:13,340
It shouldn't be too difficult. He's just
a young man who's not been out in the

505
00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:16,360
world. That's because he's been spending
all his time in the bedroom.

506
00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:18,200
I'm surprised at you.

507
00:46:18,460 --> 00:46:19,460
Oh, I can handle it.

508
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,980
As a matter of fact, it might be your
mother intriguing.

509
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,560
Particularly for the family, resemblance
goes deeper than you think.

510
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:26,880
I'm envious.

511
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,960
Well, it seems that we're somewhat in
the same spot, my love.

512
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,440
You envy George and I envy the princess.

513
00:46:35,950 --> 00:46:37,530
I really don't know what I'm going to do
yet.

514
00:46:38,010 --> 00:46:40,590
I might even go back to college and get
my doctorate.

515
00:46:41,370 --> 00:46:42,570
But I'm torn.

516
00:46:43,450 --> 00:46:46,450
I feel there's so many things to be done
in the world, so many backward

517
00:46:46,450 --> 00:46:47,730
countries where I might be useful.

518
00:46:48,470 --> 00:46:50,350
I've even been considering the Peace
Corps.

519
00:46:51,030 --> 00:46:52,810
You're certainly not much like your
uncle.

520
00:46:53,470 --> 00:46:56,250
Well, I don't know too much about my
uncle, except what I read in the

521
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:57,250
and magazines.

522
00:46:57,290 --> 00:46:58,970
But one certainly mustn't judge by that.

523
00:46:59,270 --> 00:47:00,270
No? No.

524
00:47:00,550 --> 00:47:02,890
After all, whatever I am today, he made
it possible.

525
00:47:03,630 --> 00:47:06,050
I guess everyone has at least one
redeeming quality.

526
00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:07,390
Yes.

527
00:47:14,570 --> 00:47:15,570
Good morning, Your Highness.

528
00:47:15,610 --> 00:47:16,610
Hair of the dog.

529
00:47:17,290 --> 00:47:18,510
May I present Madame Clouseau.

530
00:47:18,730 --> 00:47:21,530
Good morning. Madame, this is my highly
Americanized nephew, George.

531
00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:23,930
Yes, we met at the bar last night. Yes.
How is your cough?

532
00:47:24,230 --> 00:47:26,270
Oh, it's completely gone, thank you.
Madame, you should have a glass of this.

533
00:47:26,390 --> 00:47:27,450
It'll work wonders for you.

534
00:47:27,810 --> 00:47:29,050
Put everything in his right perspective.

535
00:47:29,290 --> 00:47:30,930
My perspective is excellent this
morning.

536
00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:32,730
I see your leg is much better.

537
00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:35,320
Oh, it's a vast improvement, ma 'am,
thank you. It's very much better.

538
00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:38,200
You know, George and I had a wonderful
family reunion last night after we

539
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,120
carried you home. He's quite a lad. So
I've discovered.

540
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,820
You know, he's thinking of joining the
Peace Corps.

541
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:44,760
Imagine, a Lytton in the Peace Corps.

542
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:47,060
He'll be very careful. He'll be giving
the family a good name.

543
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,500
Please sit down. No, thank you. I was on
my way to ski when I ran into Sir

544
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:53,060
Charles. Do you ski, Mr. Lytton? Ski?

545
00:47:54,220 --> 00:47:55,980
No, not very well.

546
00:47:56,220 --> 00:47:59,080
You should learn, George. But if it
wasn't for this ropey leg of mine, I'd

547
00:47:59,080 --> 00:47:59,959
you in hand myself.

548
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:03,180
I'm hardly in your uncle's class, but
I'd be happy to give you the benefit of

549
00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:05,640
experience. I'm sure Madame is an
excellent teacher.

550
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:07,660
Certainly she'd get you started out
right.

551
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,760
Well, if it wouldn't be too much
trouble, yeah.

552
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,880
Not at all. It would be a pleasure.

553
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,680
Perhaps you'd like to come along now.

554
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,860
George, you can't pass up an invitation
like that.

555
00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:19,820
Uncle Charles, I haven't got the proper
clothes and I don't have any skis. Well,

556
00:48:19,820 --> 00:48:21,820
the shop will fix you up. Just charge
everything to me.

557
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,700
Thanks. Your Highness, hope to see you
again.

558
00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:28,320
If you're back early. I'm leaving on the
afternoon train.

559
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:30,680
Have a nice trip.

560
00:48:30,860 --> 00:48:31,638
Thank you.

561
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:32,860
Thanks, Uncle Charles. Have fun.

562
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,480
Goodbye. Goodbye.

563
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,460
Mind the instructor. She knows what
she's doing. I'm sure she does.

564
00:48:40,140 --> 00:48:41,780
We're off to the slopes. I'll get the
door.

565
00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:44,320
So long, Uncle Charles. Have fun.

566
00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:45,820
Thanks.

567
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,600
Justin, darling.

568
00:48:48,620 --> 00:48:50,680
Thank you. You sure you want to join me?
Quite sure.

569
00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:56,500
Do you really have to leave this
afternoon?

570
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:57,920
Yes.

571
00:48:58,350 --> 00:49:00,130
Isn't this departure rather sudden?

572
00:49:00,430 --> 00:49:02,170
Not at all. Why do you think so?

573
00:49:02,670 --> 00:49:06,710
Well, I just thought that after last
night that... My leaving has nothing to

574
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:07,710
with last night.

575
00:49:07,850 --> 00:49:08,609
Hasn't it?

576
00:49:08,610 --> 00:49:10,330
You don't know me very well, Sir
Charles.

577
00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:12,850
No, but I thought last night I was
making some progress.

578
00:49:13,170 --> 00:49:14,170
That was champagne.

579
00:49:14,530 --> 00:49:15,530
Nothing more.

580
00:49:15,650 --> 00:49:18,130
Well, whatever it was, it was very
interesting.

581
00:49:18,430 --> 00:49:19,430
I really don't remember.

582
00:49:19,690 --> 00:49:21,870
Oh, come on now. That's such an awful
old cliché. I don't remember.

583
00:49:22,290 --> 00:49:23,290
It's true.

584
00:49:23,370 --> 00:49:26,290
You know, the majority of women, they
have half a glass too much and let down

585
00:49:26,290 --> 00:49:27,290
the barriers a little.

586
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,960
Then they wake up in the morning,
riddled with guilt, and think they can

587
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,720
their virtue by saying, I don't
remember.

588
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,380
Are you saying my virtue is not intact?

589
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:37,080
You know it is. Then why should I feel
guilty?

590
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:38,860
You're not concerned about what
happened.

591
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,900
You're worried about what might have
happened.

592
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,640
That makes you vulnerable.

593
00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:43,900
That makes you a woman.

594
00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:45,600
You're an arrogant fool.

595
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:51,620
Perhaps I am. But after what I just
said, a real woman would have slapped my

596
00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:52,620
face.

597
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:04,480
That's over.

598
00:50:04,620 --> 00:50:05,620
Friends again?

599
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,420
Friends. Good.

600
00:50:08,260 --> 00:50:09,980
Now, the least you can do is let me take
you to the station.

601
00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:11,238
All right.

602
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:13,260
You really have to go, though. Yes, I
must go.

603
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:14,500
Oh, that's too bad.

604
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,500
Nothing I can say to make a stay?
Nothing.

605
00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:20,380
What time do you have to be there? Three
o 'clock. Three o 'clock. On the dot.

606
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:21,480
I'll be here.

607
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:22,600
Your Highness.

608
00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:26,700
Three o 'clock.

609
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,560
We have to start the lessons right away.

610
00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:40,620
That's what we're up here for, is it
not?

611
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,480
I was hoping we could talk about last
night.

612
00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:45,980
We can talk about that later.

613
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:47,960
You were more fun in bed.

614
00:50:48,540 --> 00:50:50,060
Will you do me a favor, Mr. Legend?

615
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:51,300
Sure, if you call me George.

616
00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:52,600
Forget about last night.

617
00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:56,900
I was in Petrus. I had too much to drink
and I just had a fight with my husband.

618
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,040
That might make it easier for you to
forget, but I didn't sleep a wink after

619
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,440
left. It was a very frustrating
experience.

620
00:51:03,100 --> 00:51:05,640
I'm afraid that's your problem, but I
wouldn't make any plans.

621
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:10,160
Oh, I never make any plans. I just sort
of follow my instincts, you know.

622
00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:15,800
George, it's four miles down the
mountain, and I'm a very good skier. You

623
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,260
your instincts too closely, and you're
liable to break your neck.

624
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,360
Now, the first things to learn about
skiing are the fundamentals.

625
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:23,360
Let's see you turn around.

626
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:29,560
It's not as easy as it looks. Let me
give you a hand.

627
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,140
Ah. Now, George!

628
00:51:34,180 --> 00:51:37,520
It's a lot easier, aren't it? I thought
you were going to watch those instincts.

629
00:51:37,820 --> 00:51:38,880
I'm busy. You watch them.

630
00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:42,840
You abominable... Yeah, that's me. The
abominable snowman.

631
00:51:43,060 --> 00:51:44,120
Now, George, stop it!

632
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:46,360
Oh, no!

633
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:08,240
Perhaps we'll meet again.

634
00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:09,300
Goodbye, Sir Charles.

635
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,200
Just a minute.

636
00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:14,320
That's him. There he goes. Who?

637
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,480
The man who stole your dog in that
little car.

638
00:53:07,340 --> 00:53:09,780
Wait for me, sir. Let that be a lesson
to you. Never get too involved with your

639
00:53:09,780 --> 00:53:12,860
victims. Shall we get out in the open?
No, it's a bit hard here. Come on.

640
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:16,720
That's good.

641
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:17,800
That's okay.

642
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,060
All right. Right, start.

643
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:20,260
Give it to me.

644
00:53:20,300 --> 00:53:21,300
On my head.

645
00:53:27,620 --> 00:53:28,620
I'm so sorry.

646
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,480
Now. Sorry. Ready? Right.

647
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:35,880
Come along, little doggie.

648
00:53:53,420 --> 00:53:54,880
She's got the dog. I will see you later.

649
00:54:26,970 --> 00:54:31,970
Domani chi lo sa quel che sarà.

650
00:54:35,330 --> 00:54:41,850
Non mi direi di aspettare il domani che

651
00:54:41,850 --> 00:54:48,390
verrà. C 'è una porta che tu chiudi fra
me

652
00:54:48,390 --> 00:54:50,730
e te.

653
00:54:51,790 --> 00:54:54,850
E stasera ti decidi.

654
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:58,480
Thank you.

655
00:55:34,860 --> 00:55:35,880
The girl don't mind

656
00:57:23,660 --> 00:57:25,580
I have Amber back, and I'm having a
wonderful time.

657
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:26,840
You missed your train?

658
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,320
There is one at midnight and one in the
morning.

659
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:32,060
Perhaps I should arrange to have your
dog kidnapped again.

660
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,360
Then you'd be better on the stand.

661
00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:36,480
Did you arrange to have her kidnapped
the first time?

662
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,520
Of course.

663
00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:49,480
Well, I am willing to bet you 10 ,000
francs that the Phantom is in Cortina at

664
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:52,940
this very moment. Even perhaps in his
very room. How exciting.

665
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:54,700
What do you think, Mr. Tucker?

666
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,060
Oh, I agree with the inspector.

667
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,420
You see, ten of his last 15 victims have
been guests at Angela Dunning's

668
00:57:59,420 --> 00:58:00,880
parties. What have you told him about
it?

669
00:58:02,380 --> 00:58:03,780
The notorious phantom.

670
00:58:04,020 --> 00:58:05,500
I'm afraid I've never heard of him.

671
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,920
Well, little I've read about him, he
seems to be quite a fellow.

672
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:11,300
Believe me, there are few thieves who
are as clever as the phantom.

673
00:58:11,740 --> 00:58:14,140
Its theft is completely different and
unique.

674
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,560
Classic in its conception.

675
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:19,140
But I thought you were working on the
theory that he does repeat himself.

676
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,100
Well, only as far as Angela Dunning's
parties are concerned.

677
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:27,990
However, there is one other duplication,
but that is his trademark, his calling

678
00:58:27,990 --> 00:58:28,990
card, so to speak.

679
00:58:29,830 --> 00:58:32,650
He always leaves a white monogrammed
glove.

680
00:58:33,030 --> 00:58:34,410
Sounds terribly theatrical.

681
00:58:34,810 --> 00:58:37,710
You know, Your Highness, if I were the
Phantom, I'd have chosen my victim

682
00:58:37,710 --> 00:58:38,710
already.

683
00:58:38,910 --> 00:58:40,250
Really? And who would that be?

684
00:58:41,090 --> 00:58:43,930
Well, who owns the most fabulous diamond
in the world?

685
00:58:44,170 --> 00:58:45,170
I suppose I do.

686
00:58:45,690 --> 00:58:48,910
Exactly, the Pink Panther. Such a prize
he could never resist. He would be bound

687
00:58:48,910 --> 00:58:50,830
to try for it. I'm afraid he'd be
disappointed.

688
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,960
The Pink Panther is in my safe at...
Your Highness, please, don't say it's

689
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:55,859
here.

690
00:58:55,860 --> 00:58:59,180
If I'm not being too nosy, Your
Highness, I read somewhere that there

691
00:58:59,180 --> 00:59:03,380
dispute over the ownership of the Pink
Panther. It belongs to me. It was a gift

692
00:59:03,380 --> 00:59:04,380
from my late father.

693
00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:05,880
I shall never surrender it.

694
00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:06,999
Why should you?

695
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,860
When the present government sees power,
they claim the diamond was the property

696
00:59:10,860 --> 00:59:11,860
of the people.

697
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:15,360
There's even some talk of the
international court deciding the issue.

698
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,560
I tell you what, why don't I steal the
diamond, leave that old glove or

699
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,460
it is behind, and you and I can split
the insurance?

700
00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:21,890
All right.

701
00:59:22,450 --> 00:59:23,450
I feel like dancing.

702
00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:25,009
Your eyes?

703
00:59:25,010 --> 00:59:26,010
I'd love to.

704
00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:30,010
How about you, madame? Yes, of course.

705
00:59:31,650 --> 00:59:33,790
Your leg is better, sir Charles.

706
00:59:34,090 --> 00:59:36,350
What? I say, your leg is better.

707
00:59:36,550 --> 00:59:37,810
Oh, yes, much better. Thank you.

708
00:59:39,670 --> 00:59:40,529
You know, Mr.

709
00:59:40,530 --> 00:59:46,370
Tucker... It's my barrel, my hand.

710
00:59:47,210 --> 00:59:48,210
I'm sorry.

711
00:59:57,580 --> 00:59:59,300
Seems to be working out better than we
expected.

712
00:59:59,820 --> 01:00:01,760
The only thing we've found out is that
it's not here.

713
01:00:02,180 --> 01:00:05,460
Oh, you shouldn't have any trouble
discovering exactly where it is. Her

714
01:00:05,460 --> 01:00:07,340
seems to be completely captivated.

715
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,400
That's a considerable exaggeration.

716
01:00:10,660 --> 01:00:13,660
You're either showing a touch of
senility or you need glasses, my love.

717
01:00:14,340 --> 01:00:17,560
When I'm showing my senility, darling,
you'll be occupying your time with your

718
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:20,900
grandchildren. One has to have children
before one has grandchildren.

719
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:22,840
You wouldn't dare.

720
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:26,560
Jack would make a wonderful father. He
has many redeeming qualities, you know.

721
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:27,678
Name one.

722
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,340
He's kind, loyal, faithful, obedient.

723
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,000
You're either married to a Boy Scout or
a Dachshund.

724
01:00:33,340 --> 01:00:34,480
And he adores me.

725
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,700
That eliminates Boy Scouts.

726
01:00:38,580 --> 01:00:39,580
Good night. Thank you.

727
01:00:47,380 --> 01:00:49,500
Ah, you seem to have lost something.

728
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:51,520
Yes. I was trying to borrow mine.

729
01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:53,820
Oh, thanks, Uncle Charles, yes.

730
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,080
Hello.

731
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,600
You've been avoiding me.

732
01:01:03,820 --> 01:01:05,040
That's what describes it.

733
01:01:05,740 --> 01:01:08,380
You know what I've been thinking? Yes,
that's what I've been avoiding you.

734
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:12,980
I don't think you were really looking
for me that night in my uncle's bedroom.

735
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:14,160
Don't be ridiculous.

736
01:01:14,340 --> 01:01:16,280
No, I mean it. Not the way you treated
me today.

737
01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:17,780
You know what I think?

738
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:18,960
What?

739
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,980
Well... Oh, yeah.

740
01:01:22,420 --> 01:01:23,560
What do you think, George?

741
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,640
Well, I think maybe I was wrong. Mm
-hmm.

742
01:01:32,270 --> 01:01:35,370
I'm sorry I have to leave, but I must
make a very important phone call.

743
01:01:36,070 --> 01:01:37,029
Can't it wait?

744
01:01:37,030 --> 01:01:38,030
I'm afraid not.

745
01:01:38,670 --> 01:01:39,670
Good night.

746
01:01:52,650 --> 01:01:54,190
Oh, that's better.

747
01:01:59,689 --> 01:02:02,070
It's a quick shot, my love, and I will
be right with you.

748
01:02:34,350 --> 01:02:35,249
Inspector Clouseau?

749
01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:36,250
Inspector Clouseau?

750
01:02:36,550 --> 01:02:37,770
This is the Prefect of Police.

751
01:02:38,290 --> 01:02:39,990
I have information regarding the
Phantom.

752
01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:41,169
The Phantom?

753
01:02:41,170 --> 01:02:43,090
Yes, you must come at once. I'm in
Brunico.

754
01:02:43,710 --> 01:02:47,510
Brunico? But that's in Brunico. I mean
that's 30 miles from here.

755
01:02:47,730 --> 01:02:49,250
I assume that I've discovered the
information.

756
01:02:49,590 --> 01:02:52,490
It's imperative that you come
immediately. I cannot say more. I'm

757
01:02:54,070 --> 01:02:55,070
Yes.

758
01:02:55,310 --> 01:02:56,310
I understand, yes.

759
01:02:58,290 --> 01:02:59,290
I'm sorry, my darling.

760
01:02:59,830 --> 01:03:00,910
Important piece of business.

761
01:03:01,270 --> 01:03:03,050
I will be back with you as soon as
possible.

762
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:04,940
I understand, my love.

763
01:03:06,100 --> 01:03:07,100
My darling.

764
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:08,160
Yeah.

765
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:12,320
I am a husband that must be envied by
all other husbands.

766
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:16,080
I'm sure no one ever had a husband like
you. My darling,

767
01:03:21,220 --> 01:03:22,320
don't move, don't panic.

768
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:27,240
All that has happened is that my hat has
caught in one of your naughty little

769
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,240
hair things.

770
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:40,960
At times like these, I wish I was but a
simple peasant.

771
01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:44,840
It's times like this that make me
realize how lucky I really am.

772
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:17,960
He's got you, Brunico. Another call
about the phantom.

773
01:04:20,220 --> 01:04:23,480
Hmm. Well, there's something going on. I
don't quite know what it is, but

774
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:24,480
there's something wrong.

775
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:26,720
Do you want to call it off?

776
01:04:27,140 --> 01:04:28,480
I don't know. I'm considering it.

777
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,800
Have you considered something else?
What's that?

778
01:04:31,620 --> 01:04:33,620
The possibility that you're growing a
conscience.

779
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,020
A conscience about what?

780
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:36,440
The princess.

781
01:04:37,900 --> 01:04:38,900
You're being ridiculous.

782
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,220
Yeah, I'm just being a woman.

783
01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:42,820
It doesn't sound like you've chosen
yourself a fascinating victim.

784
01:04:43,820 --> 01:04:47,280
I suspect you've broken the first rule
and allowed yourself to become involved.

785
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:48,900
You're being a woman, all right.

786
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:51,078
That's obvious.

787
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,940
Competition always makes a woman happy.

788
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:56,200
Who is it?

789
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:57,500
Bellboy.

790
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:01,240
Wait a minute.

791
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,200
What is it?

792
01:05:18,090 --> 01:05:21,130
trick -or -treat. Now, wait a minute. I
found these growing in the hall.

793
01:05:24,730 --> 01:05:28,330
Well, you get right out of here. Now,
what kind of hospitality is that?

794
01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:32,550
But, listen, my husband could be back in
a minute. He must be about halfway to

795
01:05:32,550 --> 01:05:35,230
Brunico by now. You must come to Brunico
immediately, Inspector.

796
01:05:35,550 --> 01:05:37,530
I have information regarding the
phantom.

797
01:05:38,190 --> 01:05:42,710
And while you're in Brunico waiting for
the prefect of police, I shall be... I

798
01:05:42,710 --> 01:05:44,890
shall be investigating your wife.

799
01:05:48,669 --> 01:05:49,970
One never knows, huh?

800
01:05:51,110 --> 01:05:53,950
Perhaps the Phantom is hiding under the
bed. George, oh.

801
01:05:54,950 --> 01:05:57,730
Well, that's more like it. Now, you
should be ashamed of yourself.

802
01:05:57,990 --> 01:06:01,150
Oh, I'm planning on it. But suppose
Jacques doesn't go to bed. Suppose he

803
01:06:01,150 --> 01:06:02,670
out the Prefect never really goes.
You're beautiful.

804
01:06:02,910 --> 01:06:05,190
Now, stop this, George. You must get out
of here. You are the damnedest woman

805
01:06:05,190 --> 01:06:08,110
I've ever met. What are you, a sexual yo
-yo? First you jump in my bed, then you

806
01:06:08,110 --> 01:06:10,970
push me up a mountain, then you
practically seduce me on the dance

807
01:06:10,990 --> 01:06:11,569
look, George.

808
01:06:11,570 --> 01:06:14,950
You're terribly attractive and
unnaturally... But not here.

809
01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:18,860
Where? Oh, and I don't know, but not
tonight. You know what your trouble is?

810
01:06:18,860 --> 01:06:19,920
just can't make up your mind.

811
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:23,060
Well, I am mad. Uh -huh, and where's
your husband? Out in 12 feet of snow

812
01:06:23,060 --> 01:06:26,280
chasing the fence. Well, that was your
idea. Sure it was, but if he was any

813
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:27,500
of a man, he wouldn't have gone.

814
01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:30,100
Darling.

815
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,360
Darling.

816
01:06:34,340 --> 01:06:35,340
It's locked.

817
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:44,200
What are you waiting for me for, huh?

818
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:45,720
Angel.

819
01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:52,020
What do I do?

820
01:06:52,340 --> 01:06:53,340
Answer the door.

821
01:06:54,460 --> 01:06:55,700
Simone? Yes, dear?

822
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,600
But, Jack, I thought you were on your
way to... That phone call was a ruse.

823
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:04,299
Oh, dear.

824
01:07:04,300 --> 01:07:05,400
Are you aware of my darling?

825
01:07:06,900 --> 01:07:11,880
I don't recall that being there. No, it
was sent a while ago. I thought it was

826
01:07:11,880 --> 01:07:12,880
from you.

827
01:07:13,020 --> 01:07:14,400
No, it's certain it was not from me.

828
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:18,340
Some very strange things going on here.

829
01:07:21,130 --> 01:07:22,650
I passed the prefect on the road.

830
01:07:24,630 --> 01:07:26,230
Never made that call. No?

831
01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:28,210
No.

832
01:07:29,490 --> 01:07:31,030
There was no card with this?

833
01:07:31,810 --> 01:07:32,810
No.

834
01:07:34,270 --> 01:07:36,790
Why should anybody want me to go to
Brunico?

835
01:07:37,250 --> 01:07:39,110
No! Oh, my darling.

836
01:07:40,270 --> 01:07:42,890
I'm so sorry. I was trying to kiss your
foot. Oh, it's all right, my dear. Let

837
01:07:42,890 --> 01:07:44,210
me kiss your face. No, it's all right.

838
01:07:44,810 --> 01:07:46,850
Darling. I'm sorry. I'm here.

839
01:07:47,170 --> 01:07:49,450
Oh, it's all right.

840
01:07:52,250 --> 01:07:55,930
Listen, dear, why don't we go down to
the bar and have a nice cap, hmm?

841
01:07:56,530 --> 01:07:57,530
My darling, listen.

842
01:07:58,310 --> 01:08:03,630
Why don't I have a nice bath, and
afterwards we have our lovely warm bath.

843
01:08:04,450 --> 01:08:07,050
Don't worry about this mess. We can have
it cleaned up later. We don't want any

844
01:08:07,050 --> 01:08:08,009
more interruptions.

845
01:08:08,010 --> 01:08:10,070
Oh, would you mind if I bathed first?

846
01:08:11,150 --> 01:08:13,130
But did you not bathe earlier?

847
01:08:13,850 --> 01:08:17,529
Yes, I did, but it would warm me up,
help me to relax.

848
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:24,220
I tell you what we do, like we did in
the old days. When you're in there, I

849
01:08:24,220 --> 01:08:27,420
come and scrub your back for you. Oh,
you're so romantic, but I don't need

850
01:08:27,420 --> 01:08:28,420
moment.

851
01:09:43,670 --> 01:09:44,670
Darling? Yes?

852
01:09:47,689 --> 01:09:50,109
Hello, my darling. Hello, my darling.

853
01:09:50,850 --> 01:09:52,229
Why did you draw the curtain?

854
01:09:52,630 --> 01:09:54,069
Just to keep me warm.

855
01:09:54,550 --> 01:09:57,570
Warm? Warm is one thing. There must be
hell in there.

856
01:09:57,830 --> 01:09:59,170
Oh, it's wonderful.

857
01:10:00,050 --> 01:10:03,010
Why don't you let me wash your back for
you? Oh, it's all right, darling, my

858
01:10:03,010 --> 01:10:05,350
darling. As I told you before, I just
want to relax.

859
01:10:06,010 --> 01:10:09,150
We must have no secrets from one
another, my darling. I know, my darling.

860
01:10:15,050 --> 01:10:18,510
I'll brush my teeth and keep you
company. Oh, that's sweet of you, my

861
01:10:32,850 --> 01:10:36,350
Hello? Inspector, I thought you would
like to know.

862
01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:38,770
Princess Dana has just checked out.

863
01:10:39,370 --> 01:10:40,370
Thank you very much.

864
01:10:43,330 --> 01:10:44,330
Oh, darling.

865
01:11:06,330 --> 01:11:09,790
Who is it? One minute.

866
01:11:12,510 --> 01:11:13,510
Yes.

867
01:11:21,430 --> 01:11:23,370
It'll only take a moment. I'll ring for
the maid.

868
01:11:35,190 --> 01:11:40,170
Darling, how would you like to wash my
bath, yes? Oh, I'd love to, but you see,

869
01:11:40,230 --> 01:11:42,750
I have to. I mean, I have to. Well, I'm
cold.

870
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:51,970
Get the room My

871
01:11:51,970 --> 01:12:13,390
darling

872
01:12:13,390 --> 01:12:15,250
I just put on my pajamas darling.

873
01:12:15,570 --> 01:12:18,900
Look I think I've got something in my
right eye Let me put you... No, I mean

874
01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:21,300
left... No, no, this one. I told you...
You don't come in the light, darling.

875
01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:22,380
Darling, but it hurts!

876
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:26,320
Well, then, stand still for a moment. I
can't see. It hurts. I cannot open it.

877
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:27,720
And in the light a moment.

878
01:12:28,180 --> 01:12:29,700
Where? Now, where? Where? Here.

879
01:12:30,540 --> 01:12:32,940
There's absolutely nothing in your eye,
my darling. Is there nothing?

880
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:34,940
Only your eye. That's all there is
there.

881
01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:01,100
Why aren't you in bed, my darling?

882
01:13:01,820 --> 01:13:05,740
I was. I mean... I mean, I'm just...
Oops.

883
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,000
I'm just going, dear.

884
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:10,520
Oh, uncle.

885
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:12,920
My stardew noise.

886
01:13:13,340 --> 01:13:15,360
Yes, the porter just put it in.

887
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:19,720
Oh. I sent it to the village to be
repaired.

888
01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:21,400
I just hope they know how to fix prices.

889
01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:22,680
I hope so, too.

890
01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:25,100
So far, so good?

891
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:27,860
Oui, merci.

892
01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:40,000
if we shall need it tonight, my love?
I'm sure we won't, darling.

893
01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:46,500
What

894
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:58,380
is

895
01:13:58,380 --> 01:13:59,380
it?

896
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:00,840
It's very strange.

897
01:14:13,559 --> 01:14:15,800
Jacques? Why don't you come to bed?

898
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,420
You know, I don't understand this.

899
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:25,600
You see, these footprints,

900
01:14:26,020 --> 01:14:32,780
they were made by shoes, and they were

901
01:14:32,780 --> 01:14:36,080
not made by feet.

902
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,960
Darling, what's the matter, my darling?

903
01:14:59,420 --> 01:15:03,980
It's very strange, my love, but suddenly
I'm freezing cold. You're freezing

904
01:15:03,980 --> 01:15:04,980
cold?

905
01:15:06,190 --> 01:15:09,650
The window is open. The window is open.
Well, you know, sometimes it's healthy

906
01:15:09,650 --> 01:15:10,650
to have a little fresh air.

907
01:15:10,910 --> 01:15:13,170
Healthy is one thing, but it's hell in
here, my love.

908
01:15:15,270 --> 01:15:17,170
Ten below zero outside, my darling.

909
01:15:36,650 --> 01:15:37,650
At last.

910
01:15:42,150 --> 01:15:43,150
Yes.

911
01:16:01,510 --> 01:16:04,110
I just arrived in town. No trouble with
the police yet.

912
01:16:04,540 --> 01:16:07,460
But I understand the princess is
expecting some important visitors here

913
01:16:07,460 --> 01:16:08,460
tomorrow.

914
01:16:08,620 --> 01:16:10,300
Who is this?

915
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,360
Yes? Princess Dollar, please.

916
01:16:25,780 --> 01:16:27,720
Her Highness checked out a short while
ago.

917
01:16:50,510 --> 01:16:51,510
Bye.

918
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,200
Thank you.

919
01:18:18,380 --> 01:18:21,340
I said he could come as one of the
Borgias, and then he would never explain

920
01:18:21,340 --> 01:18:22,340
cousin.

921
01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:27,380
Good evening.

922
01:18:36,820 --> 01:18:42,660
I mean, I enjoy champagne in bed as much
as the next man, my angel, but...

923
01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:45,920
From now on, perhaps a more practical
approach?

924
01:18:46,140 --> 01:18:49,020
Oh, I'm sorry, my darling. I just wanted
to surprise you, that's all.

925
01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:51,800
Well, it's been a night of surprises.

926
01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:53,660
Oh, you can say that again.

927
01:18:54,020 --> 01:18:58,320
It's been a... Anyway, anyway.

928
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:00,480
My love.

929
01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:05,240
Shall I say you're not here?

930
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:08,720
No, but I'll answer it.

931
01:19:19,050 --> 01:19:20,190
Oh, Tucker here, Inspector.

932
01:19:20,670 --> 01:19:23,490
The man who kidnapped the dog was
driving a rented car.

933
01:19:23,870 --> 01:19:26,150
He's been identified as a man named
Artoff.

934
01:19:26,570 --> 01:19:31,450
Now, London informs us that a man of his
description is at present employed by

935
01:19:31,450 --> 01:19:33,930
Sir Charles Lytton. I see. Come up
immediately.

936
01:19:34,530 --> 01:19:36,570
Sir Charles. Sir Charles. Sir Phantom.

937
01:19:37,070 --> 01:19:38,590
I've really got him this time.

938
01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:17,750
Jack knows.

939
01:20:17,790 --> 01:20:18,790
Something else.

940
01:20:19,050 --> 01:20:20,690
George's got my do -it -yourself phantom
kiss.

941
01:20:21,390 --> 01:20:22,390
I've got to get out of here.

942
01:20:24,250 --> 01:20:26,890
Well, his clothes are still here.
Perhaps he's already escaped.

943
01:20:27,570 --> 01:20:28,570
Most unlikely.

944
01:20:28,590 --> 01:20:31,410
He doesn't realize that I am onto him.
Now, listen, young man.

945
01:20:31,810 --> 01:20:35,110
After all, we've no proof that Artoff
was actually the man drugging the

946
01:20:35,110 --> 01:20:37,990
Innocenti. Sir Charles is our man. My
every instinct tells me so.

947
01:20:38,430 --> 01:20:40,190
Careful, you fool. Do you realize this
gun is loaded?

948
01:20:40,390 --> 01:20:43,130
What I must do now is get dressed and
search the rest of the hotel.

949
01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:55,360
Did you find him? No, but he can't be
far. Let's dress quickly and get...

950
01:20:55,360 --> 01:21:00,980
He's gone. What's gone?

951
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:02,199
My coat.

952
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,960
My surety Scotland Yard type Macintosh.
It's gone.

953
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:06,340
Good evening, Inspector.

954
01:21:43,530 --> 01:21:45,610
What is it, Salud? Inspector Clouseau.

955
01:21:49,590 --> 01:21:53,490
Your Highness, please excuse the
interruption. I have news of great

956
01:21:53,670 --> 01:21:58,370
This is Mr. Tucker of Lloyds of London,
and we have met before.

957
01:21:59,210 --> 01:22:00,450
I've met her too, you know.

958
01:22:00,690 --> 01:22:02,570
Yes, I know, but we are meeting her
again now.

959
01:22:02,870 --> 01:22:03,870
What is this news?

960
01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:07,870
Your Highness, I have discovered the
identity of the Phantom.

961
01:22:08,130 --> 01:22:09,129
You don't say.

962
01:22:09,130 --> 01:22:11,730
I do say it. Of course, you're not
positive. I am positive.

963
01:22:12,030 --> 01:22:14,350
He is, I believe, at this very moment
here in Rome. Really?

964
01:22:14,610 --> 01:22:15,610
Yes.

965
01:22:15,830 --> 01:22:17,930
Have you seen or heard from Sir Charles
Lytton?

966
01:22:18,270 --> 01:22:20,090
Not since I left Cortina. Why?

967
01:22:20,790 --> 01:22:23,570
Sir Charles and the Phantom are one and
the same.

968
01:22:24,090 --> 01:22:25,090
You're not serious.

969
01:22:25,350 --> 01:22:26,289
I am serious.

970
01:22:26,290 --> 01:22:30,750
I can understand how difficult it is for
Your Highness to accept the facts. Sir

971
01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:33,490
Charles is a very persuasive and
attractive man.

972
01:22:33,810 --> 01:22:35,190
He is also, Sir Charles. Listen.

973
01:22:35,710 --> 01:22:37,770
A man of considerable influence and
reputation.

974
01:22:38,190 --> 01:22:41,650
I mean, she's got quite a point there,
you know. He is a fraud, and I shall

975
01:22:41,650 --> 01:22:42,608
prove it.

976
01:22:42,610 --> 01:22:45,350
Meanwhile, I would like your permission,
Your Highness, to surround the house

977
01:22:45,350 --> 01:22:46,350
with armed guards.

978
01:22:46,390 --> 01:22:47,710
I take it the gem is in the villa?

979
01:22:48,030 --> 01:22:48,829
It is.

980
01:22:48,830 --> 01:22:51,930
But as you gentlemen know, I'm having a
rather large party this evening. I

981
01:22:51,930 --> 01:22:54,750
assure you, Your Highness, your guests
will be caused no embarrassment

982
01:22:54,750 --> 01:22:58,010
whatsoever. They will not even be aware
that my men are present in their

983
01:22:58,010 --> 01:23:00,510
disguises. In that case, you have my
permission.

984
01:23:14,670 --> 01:23:20,110
But my words, if Sir Charles is foolish
enough to attempt to steal your diamond

985
01:23:20,110 --> 01:23:24,110
tonight, you will be witness to the
capture of the notorious fountain.

986
01:23:26,490 --> 01:23:27,490
Gentlemen.

987
01:23:45,350 --> 01:23:51,430
to be changed no we just have to make
sure that sir charles doesn't steal the

988
01:23:51,430 --> 01:23:52,430
jewel

989
01:24:41,870 --> 01:24:42,529
Hello, Tucker.

990
01:24:42,530 --> 01:24:43,529
Can I get a drink?

991
01:24:43,530 --> 01:24:46,490
No, thank you. I know a drinker. I'm on
duty. You should know that. Never,

992
01:24:46,490 --> 01:24:47,570
never, never. Oh, cheers.

993
01:24:48,290 --> 01:24:49,290
Cheers.

994
01:24:49,350 --> 01:24:50,350
Warm?

995
01:24:50,910 --> 01:24:51,990
This must be hell in there.

996
01:24:53,250 --> 01:24:54,470
But it's not so good in there.

997
01:24:56,190 --> 01:24:57,190
Anything suspicious?

998
01:24:57,470 --> 01:24:59,350
No, no, no. Nothing to worry about.

999
01:25:00,330 --> 01:25:03,790
My men are everywhere. Mingling here,
mingling there. Watching all the time.

1000
01:25:03,810 --> 01:25:04,810
Watch it.

1001
01:25:10,890 --> 01:25:12,230
There you drink what you're on duty.

1002
01:25:12,450 --> 01:25:13,470
Who is inside there?

1003
01:25:13,690 --> 01:25:15,370
Sergeant Wilder. Sergeant what?

1004
01:25:15,750 --> 01:25:17,330
You won't be heavy like this and I'll
have your stripes.

1005
01:25:17,910 --> 01:25:19,630
Get out of here and start mingling
again.

1006
01:25:24,170 --> 01:25:25,750
Quite funny, that zebra and stripes.

1007
01:25:26,870 --> 01:25:28,930
They're good. They're good.

1008
01:25:29,210 --> 01:25:30,210
Well,

1009
01:25:31,470 --> 01:25:32,470
I think I'll mingle.

1010
01:26:05,429 --> 01:26:11,610
May I see your invitation please?

1011
01:26:21,550 --> 01:26:25,690
Wasn't there another gorilla in a Rolls
Royce? Yes, probably a rich uncle.

1012
01:26:27,290 --> 01:26:29,110
You see, gentlemen, perfectly safe.

1013
01:26:29,870 --> 01:26:33,370
One cannot be too careful, Your
Highness. This party, all your guests

1014
01:26:33,370 --> 01:26:37,190
masks. It was just possible that the
Phantom had already done his work.

1015
01:26:37,490 --> 01:26:40,590
Without an invitation, how could Sir
Charles get past your guards?

1016
01:26:41,150 --> 01:26:42,830
But the Phantom is concerned, Your
Highness.

1017
01:27:01,260 --> 01:27:02,260
I protect.

1018
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,380
Remove your head at once.

1019
01:27:04,180 --> 01:27:05,180
Tucker, remove his head.

1020
01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:10,120
Ah!

1021
01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:11,300
Oh, good grief.

1022
01:27:11,580 --> 01:27:12,580
It's our ambassador.

1023
01:27:12,700 --> 01:27:15,020
Ambassador? My apologies, Lord
Cravenwood.

1024
01:27:15,260 --> 01:27:17,500
The inspector was only acting with the
best of motives.

1025
01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:19,100
You're hired.

1026
01:27:25,620 --> 01:27:28,560
Oh, really, Lord Cravenwood. What did
your wife think?

1027
01:27:34,260 --> 01:27:36,080
What's he got that I haven't got?
George.

1028
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:37,279
In the flesh.

1029
01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:38,280
What are you doing here?

1030
01:27:38,500 --> 01:27:39,680
Tarzan let me use the car tonight.

1031
01:27:39,940 --> 01:27:42,840
Listen, I've got to talk to you. You've
got to get out of here.

1032
01:27:43,820 --> 01:27:45,320
What are you doing?

1033
01:27:45,820 --> 01:27:48,320
Lord Craven, I'm so terribly sorry about
what happened.

1034
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:51,160
You see, I was discussing an important
thing with the Highness, and when I

1035
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:54,060
discovered you outside the library door,
naturally, I thought...

1036
01:27:54,060 --> 01:27:58,820
The Ambassador.

1037
01:27:59,220 --> 01:28:00,220
Yes, I know.

1038
01:28:00,490 --> 01:28:03,710
You know, darling, have a dance with me
all evening, my angel. I'm sorry, my

1039
01:28:03,710 --> 01:28:05,850
darling. Oh, that's all for now.

1040
01:28:11,990 --> 01:28:12,990
Pardon me.

1041
01:28:13,790 --> 01:28:18,050
I'm lost. I must have gotten off the
road, the main road. I'm on my way to

1042
01:28:18,050 --> 01:28:22,170
Prescott. Uh, you'll have to go down the
road about a half mile. You'll see a

1043
01:28:22,170 --> 01:28:24,490
sign. Turn right. It'll take you right
to the highway.

1044
01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:46,920
Excuse me, dear, but I've got to talk to
Lord Cravenwood. It's extremely

1045
01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:50,020
important. That's okay. He's making me
itch anyway. Fine.

1046
01:28:51,620 --> 01:28:54,600
Now, listen to me. I know what you're up
to, and it won't work.

1047
01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:56,480
You'll ruin everything.

1048
01:28:56,780 --> 01:28:58,920
Excuse me, Your Excellency. May I cut
in?

1049
01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:00,640
Thank you so much.

1050
01:29:01,120 --> 01:29:02,120
Having a good time?

1051
01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:03,820
Yes, extremely good time.

1052
01:29:04,040 --> 01:29:05,040
Good.

1053
01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:05,160
party, Angela, darling.

1054
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:07,380
Wait till you see the fireworks at
midnight.

1055
01:30:39,950 --> 01:30:40,950
have this dance?

1056
01:30:42,150 --> 01:30:45,830
I never learned to dance. I just simply
got natural rhythm, you know?

1057
01:30:50,930 --> 01:30:53,950
Right, sure. It is. It's a child's.

1058
01:31:24,300 --> 01:31:26,360
Probably. George is loving it. Which
way? Come on.

1059
01:31:27,580 --> 01:31:30,880
But it's not midnight yet. I think when
the light's out, her light is supposed

1060
01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:32,600
to change her mind. All right.

1061
01:31:33,980 --> 01:31:35,740
Be careful. I can't see a thing.

1062
01:31:56,620 --> 01:31:57,620
Hell, yeah.

1063
01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:01,160
Captain.

1064
01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:41,900
Good luck.

1065
01:35:57,930 --> 01:36:00,270
George? Uncle Charles. Have you got it?

1066
01:36:00,510 --> 01:36:01,509
No, haven't you?

1067
01:36:01,510 --> 01:36:02,530
No, the safe's empty.

1068
01:36:06,070 --> 01:36:07,070
What's that?

1069
01:36:12,870 --> 01:36:14,230
Something's been highly dishonest.

1070
01:36:14,790 --> 01:36:15,790
Follow me, men.

1071
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:21,120
Idiots! Get away from me!

1072
01:36:21,520 --> 01:36:23,920
Touch me to my feet, someone! Mr.
Tucker! Mr. Tucker!

1073
01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:26,220
Hey, I'll get him!

1074
01:36:26,540 --> 01:36:27,540
Come on, Tucker!

1075
01:38:29,090 --> 01:38:31,990
Now, George, any idea how to get out of
here? I don't know. I've been all over

1076
01:38:31,990 --> 01:38:32,648
this place.

1077
01:38:32,650 --> 01:38:35,630
I've been up this street, up that one,
up that one. How are we going to get out

1078
01:38:35,630 --> 01:38:38,410
of here? Why don't you try the high road
up there? Okay, I'll take the high

1079
01:38:38,410 --> 01:38:40,330
road. You take the low road. So long,
Uncle Charles.

1080
01:38:40,630 --> 01:38:41,630
Ciao, George.

1081
01:40:04,270 --> 01:40:05,370
I made up my mind.

1082
01:40:07,030 --> 01:40:09,150
I decided to live a little.

1083
01:40:10,450 --> 01:40:14,190
I knew if I continued my academic
endeavors, I could depend upon that

1084
01:40:14,190 --> 01:40:15,108
yours every month.

1085
01:40:15,110 --> 01:40:16,110
You know what I did?

1086
01:40:16,890 --> 01:40:21,930
I took a plush Hollywood apartment,
surrounded myself with all of the

1087
01:40:21,930 --> 01:40:25,870
of a wealthy bachelor, and I sent you
glowing reports of a brilliant academic

1088
01:40:25,870 --> 01:40:29,970
career. Well, I suppose a certain amount
of dishonesty is bound to beget a

1089
01:40:29,970 --> 01:40:30,970
certain amount of dishonesty.

1090
01:40:37,260 --> 01:40:38,259
But it's spectacle.

1091
01:40:38,260 --> 01:40:39,360
Please, I have no more time.

1092
01:41:07,530 --> 01:41:08,389
Good morning, gentlemen.

1093
01:41:08,390 --> 01:41:09,289
Good morning, Inspector.

1094
01:41:09,290 --> 01:41:10,910
Good morning, Inspector. Will it even
all sharpen shiny?

1095
01:41:12,630 --> 01:41:15,270
That's what you'd like to know. The
trial is all set for tomorrow morning.

1096
01:41:15,270 --> 01:41:17,290
shouldn't take too long. Well, that
sounds encouraging.

1097
01:41:17,910 --> 01:41:22,010
Yes, it's encouraging for me, but bad
for you.

1098
01:41:22,330 --> 01:41:23,510
Have some coffee, Inspector.

1099
01:41:23,910 --> 01:41:26,670
You know, you two could save yourself a
lot of trouble if you would tell me

1100
01:41:26,670 --> 01:41:27,529
where the jewel is.

1101
01:41:27,530 --> 01:41:30,070
Tuck in some of that porridge,
Inspector. It's guaranteed good for

1102
01:41:30,470 --> 01:41:33,650
You refuse to cooperate, huh? We've
offered you porridge and coffee. It's

1103
01:41:33,650 --> 01:41:34,349
that's left.

1104
01:41:34,350 --> 01:41:36,150
Well, I'm glad that you're enjoying
yourselves.

1105
01:41:36,890 --> 01:41:40,690
Because you're going to be here for the
next 20 years.

1106
01:41:52,730 --> 01:41:53,810
Madame Clouseau.

1107
01:41:58,290 --> 01:41:59,290
Your Highness.

1108
01:41:59,730 --> 01:42:01,830
Madame, what have you done?

1109
01:42:06,220 --> 01:42:07,440
I'll be brief and to the point.

1110
01:42:07,840 --> 01:42:11,440
My husband feels he has enough evidence
to prove that Sir Charles is the Phantom

1111
01:42:11,440 --> 01:42:13,520
and to convict George as his accomplice.

1112
01:42:13,840 --> 01:42:15,660
As I see it, they only have one chance.

1113
01:42:16,520 --> 01:42:17,520
What is that?

1114
01:42:18,420 --> 01:42:22,900
If Your Highness were to testify on
their behalf, somehow convince the jury

1115
01:42:22,900 --> 01:42:25,360
that, well, they didn't even take the
diamond.

1116
01:42:25,680 --> 01:42:26,940
You surprise me, Madame.

1117
01:42:27,260 --> 01:42:28,260
I expect to.

1118
01:42:28,420 --> 01:42:31,580
And I'm taking the chance that you will
keep what I'm about to tell you in the

1119
01:42:31,580 --> 01:42:32,580
strictest confidence.

1120
01:42:32,840 --> 01:42:34,160
I think I can guess.

1121
01:42:34,880 --> 01:42:35,920
It's not too difficult.

1122
01:42:36,800 --> 01:42:41,240
Being the wife of Inspector Clouseau,
you could have been very helpful to

1123
01:42:41,240 --> 01:42:42,240
Charles.

1124
01:42:42,960 --> 01:42:43,960
I have been.

1125
01:42:45,040 --> 01:42:47,340
Was stealing my dog all part of the
plan?

1126
01:42:48,260 --> 01:42:49,320
That was the plan.

1127
01:42:50,820 --> 01:42:53,580
But I think you should know that Charles
wanted to call it off.

1128
01:43:18,260 --> 01:43:21,660
You've had it all the time. You stole
the jewel yourself before the

1129
01:43:21,660 --> 01:43:23,100
International Court made its decision.

1130
01:43:23,440 --> 01:43:25,620
I'd gladly sacrifice it to save Charles.

1131
01:43:26,300 --> 01:43:27,540
But it's not so simple.

1132
01:43:28,020 --> 01:43:30,000
Wouldn't you say you just found it on
the grounds or something?

1133
01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:32,580
They just blame he dropped it, making
his escape.

1134
01:43:33,280 --> 01:43:37,060
No. To save Charles, we must prove that
someone else stole it.

1135
01:43:37,280 --> 01:43:38,700
But we'd never be able to do that.

1136
01:43:40,060 --> 01:43:41,060
I have an idea.

1137
01:43:44,380 --> 01:43:45,980
The trial is in its third day.

1138
01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:50,500
seldom in the history of Italian
jurisprudence has a trial created such

1139
01:43:50,500 --> 01:43:54,260
excitement. Thousands of people, and it
is interesting to note most of them

1140
01:43:54,260 --> 01:43:58,620
women, have gathered daily hoping to
catch a glimpse of Sir Charles Lytton,

1141
01:43:58,620 --> 01:44:00,420
man accused of being the notorious
phantom.

1142
01:44:00,900 --> 01:44:04,520
The court adjourned yesterday as the
defense requested time to investigate

1143
01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:06,120
certain new important evidence.

1144
01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:10,840
And it is rumored that when the court
convenes today, the defense will call a

1145
01:44:10,840 --> 01:44:11,840
surprise witness.

1146
01:44:11,900 --> 01:44:14,200
The defense has only one witness, Mr.
President.

1147
01:44:14,760 --> 01:44:17,340
Would you please call Inspector Jacques
Clouseau to the stand?

1148
01:44:19,080 --> 01:44:20,440
You mean a defense witness?

1149
01:44:21,480 --> 01:44:22,500
Inspector Clouseau?

1150
01:44:22,940 --> 01:44:25,720
Nothing to worry about, my darling.
You'll make fools out of them.

1151
01:44:36,280 --> 01:44:41,420
Inspector Clouseau, you've testified
under oath to certain pertinent facts

1152
01:44:41,420 --> 01:44:42,460
concerning this case.

1153
01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:46,600
Your testimony and your testimony alone
has been a major factor in casting

1154
01:44:46,600 --> 01:44:47,640
suspicion on the defendant.

1155
01:44:48,660 --> 01:44:52,580
Aside from the Phantom himself, you are
the foremost authority on the Phantom.

1156
01:44:54,460 --> 01:44:57,320
I have made the Phantom my life's work.

1157
01:44:57,620 --> 01:45:01,880
You testify that the Phantom has been a
frequent guest at the numerous parties

1158
01:45:01,880 --> 01:45:05,760
given by Miss Angela Dunning. That is
correct, yes. You testify that it was

1159
01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:10,900
either during or sometime soon
afterwards that certain of Miss

1160
01:45:10,900 --> 01:45:12,300
were robbed of their jewels.

1161
01:45:12,800 --> 01:45:13,800
Yes.

1162
01:45:14,480 --> 01:45:15,860
How many times did this happen?

1163
01:45:16,260 --> 01:45:17,260
Sixteen.

1164
01:45:18,060 --> 01:45:20,940
Sixteen parties, sixteen thefts? Yes.

1165
01:45:21,360 --> 01:45:25,340
And Sir Charles attended all sixteen of
those parties? All of them. And how many

1166
01:45:25,340 --> 01:45:26,880
of those parties did you attend,
Inspector?

1167
01:45:28,260 --> 01:45:29,260
All of them.

1168
01:45:29,500 --> 01:45:31,700
Oh, that's very interesting.

1169
01:45:33,620 --> 01:45:35,920
You attended the first party when the
jewels were stolen?

1170
01:45:36,200 --> 01:45:37,200
Yes, yes.

1171
01:45:37,500 --> 01:45:40,320
The jewels were stolen during or after
the party?

1172
01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:44,300
After. Oh, so then you knew they were
going to be stolen?

1173
01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:45,600
Oh, yes.

1174
01:45:45,660 --> 01:45:46,660
How did you know?

1175
01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:50,980
Because that is the modus operandi of
the Phantom. He always works that way.

1176
01:45:52,340 --> 01:45:53,340
I see.

1177
01:45:55,460 --> 01:46:00,140
Were the same people always present at
each party? Oh, no. The guest list

1178
01:46:00,140 --> 01:46:01,140
varied.

1179
01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:04,940
Outside of Sir Charles, was anybody else
always present at each of these

1180
01:46:04,940 --> 01:46:05,940
parties?

1181
01:46:06,960 --> 01:46:08,860
Uh, no, no, no.

1182
01:46:09,820 --> 01:46:11,840
Only Sir Charles was present at each
party.

1183
01:46:12,430 --> 01:46:13,430
When there was a robbery.

1184
01:46:14,130 --> 01:46:15,130
Yes, yes.

1185
01:46:15,230 --> 01:46:16,230
I see.

1186
01:46:17,670 --> 01:46:18,670
What about you?

1187
01:46:19,810 --> 01:46:20,810
Me? Yes, you.

1188
01:46:22,530 --> 01:46:24,010
What about me? Well, you were there.

1189
01:46:24,530 --> 01:46:27,570
Yes. Well, then Sir Charles was not the
only one always present at each party.

1190
01:46:29,190 --> 01:46:30,270
What are you suggesting?

1191
01:46:30,530 --> 01:46:31,670
I'm not suggesting anything.

1192
01:46:32,450 --> 01:46:33,450
Yet.

1193
01:46:37,770 --> 01:46:38,770
Inspector Clouseau.

1194
01:46:40,590 --> 01:46:42,010
How much money do you make?

1195
01:46:43,910 --> 01:46:47,710
Oh, what has this got to do with it?
Well, your salary. How much does a

1196
01:46:47,710 --> 01:46:48,710
inspector get paid?

1197
01:46:49,070 --> 01:46:53,550
You know, I... Enough to buy your wife a
$10 ,000 mink coat?

1198
01:46:54,010 --> 01:46:55,010
No, of course not.

1199
01:46:55,350 --> 01:46:58,630
You're aware that your wife spent $7
,000 at the Yves Saint Laurent only last

1200
01:46:58,630 --> 01:46:59,630
month?

1201
01:47:00,830 --> 01:47:03,190
What? And two months before that, $4
,000?

1202
01:47:04,150 --> 01:47:07,690
Well, it's impossible. We know for a
fact that your wife spent at least $30

1203
01:47:07,690 --> 01:47:08,930
on clothes during the past year.

1204
01:47:09,580 --> 01:47:12,800
So my wife is very frugal. She saves out
of the housekeeping money.

1205
01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:21,560
$30 ,000 out of the housekeeping money.

1206
01:47:21,780 --> 01:47:23,540
Yeah, we've been married for 10 years.

1207
01:47:26,720 --> 01:47:30,060
About the time that these robberies
began and the notorious phantom came

1208
01:47:30,060 --> 01:47:31,060
existence, correct?

1209
01:47:31,140 --> 01:47:33,240
Yes. No, no, not correct.

1210
01:47:33,660 --> 01:47:36,800
Of course not correct. Of course... Oh,
yeah.

1211
01:47:37,780 --> 01:47:38,780
Wait, wait.

1212
01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:40,000
You see...

1213
01:48:37,960 --> 01:48:39,260
Can't just let him rot in prison.

1214
01:48:39,560 --> 01:48:41,120
Oh, it takes years for people to rot.

1215
01:48:41,460 --> 01:48:44,680
Besides, when the phantom strikes again,
the inspector will be as free as a

1216
01:48:44,680 --> 01:48:47,280
bird. Want to come to South America,
George? Family rates?

1217
01:48:47,840 --> 01:48:49,120
I wouldn't miss it, Uncle Charles.

1218
01:48:49,340 --> 01:48:52,760
Good. Who knows, when I retire, I might
take over the business.

1219
01:49:10,030 --> 01:49:11,030
Crazy woman.

1220
01:49:11,050 --> 01:49:12,830
She's the one who tried to tear up all
his clothes.

1221
01:49:13,130 --> 01:49:14,130
My wife.

1222
01:49:15,010 --> 01:49:17,690
Wife? You can thank my mother for the
forest.

1223
01:49:18,610 --> 01:49:19,870
You're a national hero.

1224
01:49:20,150 --> 01:49:21,190
I envy you.

1225
01:49:22,010 --> 01:49:23,050
I'm going to prison.

1226
01:49:23,470 --> 01:49:24,750
A few years.

1227
01:49:24,990 --> 01:49:31,370
But after you get out... Tell

1228
01:49:31,370 --> 01:49:33,170
me, Inspector.

1229
01:49:34,090 --> 01:49:35,090
Senor Phantom.

1230
01:49:36,310 --> 01:49:37,510
All those robberies.

1231
01:49:38,090 --> 01:49:39,510
How did you ever manage it?

1232
01:49:43,470 --> 01:49:47,870
but you know it wasn't easy